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I was tagged by the lovely and talented Heels with a Five on the Fifth meme. So, here goes!

Five on the Fifth Meme

1. Five minutes to yourself: how would you spend them, ideally? Eyes closed, head back, meditating outside in the sunshine.

2. Five bucks to spend right now: how would you spend it? new nail polish.

3. Five items in your house you could part with, right now, that you hadn't thought of already? (I just did the spring big purge, this is hard) Most of my flip flop collection, the VHS tapes that I was saving for Sadie (who could care less about TV), the Calphalon grill pan and "fish" pan, the baby clothes (wow, did I just type that?!), the fake Christmas tree that I bought for the Worst Christmas Ever (I was 9+ months pregnant and decided I could not deal with a real tree, or lights, or Christmas alone).

4. Five items you absolutely, positively could never part with in your house? My cookbooks, family pictures, my grandmother's sewing scissors, my childhood lovey (Mickey Monkey), my collection of old Life magazines.

5. Five words you love? vitriolic, eloquent, audacity, serendipity, loquacious

I wonder what my words will say about me...

Tagging Angie La, Fun Wendie, and the only porn star I know (who will not participate, as he is an insufferable snob about everything. And I am sure this makes his list, as well.)
I would tag Kevin., but I doubt he cares. Still, check out the new Clerks II trailer while you are there. My thoughts about this to come...